So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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