If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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