Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
