PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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