He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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