if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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