those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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