I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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