I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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