she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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