Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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