Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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