Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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