Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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