no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
This is my gift to your gina
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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