I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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