It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize