The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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