I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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