Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You don't make any sense
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