Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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