Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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