Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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