It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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