question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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