I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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