I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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