the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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