I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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