so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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