Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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