that's an acceptable place to lick
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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