bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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