I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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