make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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