Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
how does that bad decision feel?
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