he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
porn star boner night. come get it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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