I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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