yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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