I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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