Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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