GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
