the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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