yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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