I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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