If i could tip my vagina, i would.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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