But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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