He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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