Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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