is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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