Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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