its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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