after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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