ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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