I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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