youre lurking in front of me
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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